TOKYO — In a televised press conference yesterday evening, Shinzo Abe (LDP), the Prime Minister of Japan recently announced his new initiative called “Operation Emancipate Foreigners”.
Operation Emancipate Foreigners (or OEF) focuses on replacing the old Japanese policy of making foreigners do all the forced labor with RealDolls, which are hyperrealistic sex dolls. Abe stated the following:
“I want to make it very clear that I want to end the slavery of foreigners in this country. In order to do this, we will hire RealDolls instead and finally let the foreigners free to change our culture forever.”
– Shinzo Abe
This move has been met with a lot of controversies. For example, @some_random_japanese_dude_idk on Twitter stated that he “would not accept the” emancipation of foreigners and would never let them “ruin our culture”. However, there are people who agree that immigrants should be set free.
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